Sky Narcs

Sky Narcs

Whereas. We agree to the terms as defined as:
Sky: the region of the atmosphere and outer space seen from the earth, and;
Narc: a federal agent or police officer who enforces the laws regarding illicit sale or use of drugs and narcotics. 


The spying eyes could be peering at you while traversing the globe, or more likely, it's some local cameras on a neighbor's security system. That won't stop me, however, from being dramatic and telling you there are for sure satellites with cameras that can see you light one up in the Mall parking lot and they are watching you if you do.

How else do you think they guard the mall? From space! You're just lucky the electric eyes can't smell the weed on you because you reek, dude. Seriously. Shit is loud AF.

Oh, great, here comes the security guard... act cool.

CVC Jersey: 60% combed ringspun cotton / 40% polyester
Slightly heathered
Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
Rib-knit set-in collar
Tear-away label
Printed in Scottsdale, Arizona